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I never understood why we

I never understood why we have those arrows with rubber suckers at the end. They’re pointless.

Another Eng/Phys/Math

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a

Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic

Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

The Bell

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that

What do you call a

What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.

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