Jokes

I used to work in

I used to work in a shoe recycling centre. It was sole destroying.

Making a Selection

I've heard it said that the way to pick a barber in a barbershop is to choose the one with the worst haircut -- they cut each others' hair.

I’m a farmer and I

I’m a farmer and I keep getting headaches after harvesting my crops. The doctor says it’s my grains.

Cultural Differences Explained

Cultural differences explained: Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans:

I told my therapist, “I

I told my therapist, “I think I’m addicted to Instagram.” She said, “I’m sorry. I don’t think I’m following you.”

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