Jokes

My friend got to the

My friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

Pair of curtains

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then.

A friend of mine got

A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.

Old Man

An old couple was sitting in the waiting room of the doctor's office when

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly suit made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

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