Jokes

Why don’t soccer players play

Why don’t soccer players play hide and seek? They might get too much exposure.

How do you organise a

How do you organise a space-themed party? You planet.

A friend of mine injured

A friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse.

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.

What do you get when

What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk? A smell that you will never forget.

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