Poetry

Tamworth

In Tamworth’s heart the river sings, Where Tame and Anker gently mingle, Old stone walls of the castle cling, To whispers of a bygone tingle. The market square awakes at dawn, Stalls arrayed

Leeds United

At Elland Road the floodlights gleam, A sea of white in hopeful stream. The Whites march on with grit and grace, Chasing dreams in time and space. From Billy Bremner’s fierce delight To

Boston United

In amber dusk the Pilgrims' pride awakes, A town that hums with fen‑wind, stone and sea, Where Boston United's scarlet banners shake Above the pitch that sings of loyalty. The Pilgrims' tread

Broil

In the kitchen’s quiet hour, A skillet sings beneath the flame, Thin slices of beef lay low, Their edges catching amber glow. The heat climbs, a steady broil, Turning pink to caramel coil, Juices

Glentoran

Glentoran In Belfast’s heart where emerald pitches gleam, The Oval hums beneath a sky of grey, Red‑white stripes march on, a steadfast dream, As fans raise voices in the bright‑day fray. Through winter’s

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