Poetry

Peterborough United

In the heart of Cambridgeshire’s flat lands, Where the Nene winds slow and the skies turn grey, Stands London Road, the Posh’s proud abode, A ground where hope and hard work meet each

Burnley

Burnley’s streets, a woven thread of wool, Where brick and soot have shaped a northern soul, From textile looms that sang the town’s refrain To hills that sigh beneath a grey‑tinged rain.

Gillingham

Where Medway's waters slow and deep, Past ancient docks where sailors sleep, Gillingham lies in Kentish grace, A town that time cannot erase. No glossy sprawl, no neon glare, Just steady streets and

Basis

Upon the quiet ground of thought, The basis lies, a humble thread, Where reason's roots and feeling's knot Are woven, silent, softly spread. It is the stone beneath the bridge, The chalk line

Newport County

Newport County – a name that rides the Severn’s tide, Where dragon‑kissed hills whisper ancient pride. The amber lights of Rodney Parade glow, A beacon for the faithful, steadfast, slow. In terraces

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