Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th April 1990

Dilbert//374, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 24th April 1990

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dilbert dogbert stock broker investor chocolate coins call hour

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Ahem . . . I think I'll call my stock broker . . . I'm an investor, you know."

Dogbert says, "Ooh . . . I'm impressed."

Dilbert says into the telephone, "What? No profits yet? I'll call back in an hour."

Dilbert says, "I wonder if this is a bad time to be in chocolate coins."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AHEM... I THINK I'LL CALL MY STOCK BROKER ... I'M AN INVESTOR, YOU KNOW.

... I'M IMPRESSED.

WHAT? NO PROFITS YET ?

I'LL CALL BACK IN AN HOUR.

I WONDER IF THIS IS A BAD TIME TO BE IN CHOCOLATE COINS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Chocolate Coins"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk.
• He is engaged in a conversation with a stockbroker, who is impressed by Dilbert's decision to call him.
• Dilbert expresses his desire to invest in chocolate coins, which the stockbroker finds puzzling.
• The stockbroker questions the potential returns on such an investment, prompting Dilbert to respond that he will call back in an hour to discuss the matter further.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of investing in chocolate coins, a frivolous and unconventional choice.

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