Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th September 1990

Dilbert//530, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 27th September 1990

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dogbert bob custody invention dinosaurs will death

Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur asks Dogbert, "What did Dilbert leave you in his will?"

Dogbert replies, "He stiffed me."

Dogbert holds a device and explains, "All I got is custody of this stupid invention of his . . . I don't even know what it does."

Bob says, "I get it . . . He 'stiffed' you . . . Hee-hee!"

Dogbert says, "Try to stay with me, Bob."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DID DILBERT LEAVE YOU IN HIS WILL?

HE STIFFED ME.

ALL I GOT IS CUSTODY OF THIS STUPID INVENTION OF HIS ...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES.

I GET IT...

HE STIFFED" YOU... HEE - HEE!

TRY TO STAY WITH , .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stiffed"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character from the popular comic strip series, in a humorous and unexpected situation.
• Dilbert is depicted as being "stiffed" by a robot, which has left him in his will.
• The robot's lawyer, a dog, tries to explain the situation to Dilbert, but he is not amused.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a robot leaving a human in its will, and the absurdity of the situation.
• The strip also explores the theme of inheritance and the unexpected twists that can occur in life.

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