Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th November 1992

Dilbert//1309, first published 34 years ago on Saturday 14th November 1992

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dilbert floyd killed wally alice first aid ambulance firstaid phone ted

Official transcript

Wally, Ted and Alice confront Dilbert. Alice says, "We heard you killed Floyd, our unbearable co-worker, yesterday."

Dilbert replies, "No. I was there, but he choked on his own bile."

Alice asks, "What did you do - perform First Aid? Call an ambulance?"

Dilbert replies, "I don't know First Aid."

Dilbert asks, "Uh . . . Can I use your phone?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HEARD YOU KILLED FLOYD, OUR UNBEARABLE CO-WORK- ER, YESTERDAY.

NO. I WAS THERE, BUT HE CHOKED ON HIS OWN BILE.

WHAT DID YOU DO - PERFORM FIRST AID? CALL AN AMBULANCE?

I DON'T KNOW FIRSTAID.

UH...

CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "First Aid"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office politics, in a humorous scenario. The story begins with an announcement that a coworker, Floyd, has been killed. However, instead of performing first aid, Dilbert is asked about his role in the incident, and he responds with a series of non-sequiturs, including:

• "No, I was there, but he choked on his own bile."
• "What did you do - perform first aid? Call an ambulance?"
• "I don't know first aid."

The strip ends with Dilbert asking if he can use his phone, adding to the comedic effect.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the idea of workplace politics and the absurdity of office life.
• Dilbert's responses are characteristic of his sarcastic personality and his tendency to avoid responsibility.
• The strip's use of wordplay and unexpected twists adds to its comedic value.

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