Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th November 1992

Dilbert//1310, first published 34 years ago on Sunday 15th November 1992

Tags

dilbert waiter hair soup date men and woman served integrity analysis comparison tough waiters restaurant own lab problems hairy food clumps

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert says, "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup."

The waiter says, "It looks like one of yours. I'm sure it wasn't there when I served it."

Dilbert says angrily, "It is NOT one of mine!"

The waiter replies, "Sir! You insult my integrity!"

The waiter says, "I shall send the hair to our lab for analysis."

Dilbert replies, "Fair enough."

The waiter pulls out some of Dilbert's hair and says, "They'll need a clump of your hair for comparison."

Dilbert cries, "Ouch!"

Dilbert tells the woman, "You have to be tough with these waiters or else they'll walk all over you."

The woman asks, "Does it seem odd to you that the restaurant has it's own lab?"

Dilbert replies, "They must have a lot of problems with hairy food."

The waiter returns and says, "The lab says they need a few more clumps of your hair . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WAITER, THERE'S A HAIR IN MY SOUP.

IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOURS. I'M SURE IT WASN'T THERE WHEN I SERVED IT.

IT IS NOT ONE OF MINE!

SIR! YOU INSULT MY INTEGRITY!

I SHALL SEND THE HAIR TO OUR LAB FOR AIVALYSIS.

FAIR ENOUGH.

THEY'LL NEED A CLUMP OF YOUR HAIR FOR COMPARISON.

OUCH!

YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH WITH THESE WAITERS OR ELSE THEY'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU.

DOES IT SEEM ODD TO YOU THAT THE RESTAURANT HAS ITS OWN LAB?

THEY MUST HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH HAIRY FOOD.

THE LAB SAYS THEY NEED A FEW MORE CLUMPS OF YOUR HAIR

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hair-Raising Experience"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1992, follows a waiter as he encounters a hair in his soup. The waiter's response is met with skepticism by the restaurant's management, leading to a series of humorous exchanges.

Key Exchanges:

• Waiter: "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup."
• Waiter: "It looks like one of yours. I'm sure it wasn't there when I served it."
• Manager: "It is not one of mine!"
• Manager: "Sir, you insult my integrity!"
• Manager: "I shall send the hair to our lab for analysis."
• Manager: "Fair enough."
• Manager: "They'll need a clump of your hair for comparison."
• Manager: "You have to be tough with these waiters or else they'll walk all over you."
• Manager: "Does it seem odd to you that the restaurant has its own lab?"
• Manager: "They must have a lot of problems with hairy food."
• Manager: "The lab says they need a few more clumps of your hair..."
• Manager: "Ouch!"

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