Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th October 1995

Dilbert//2363, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 4th October 1995

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dogbert corporate jet pilot captain dogbert first flight training budget look out window jump in case of crash

Official transcript

Dogbert sits in the cockpit of an airplane. He says, "Attention, passenger."

Dogbert continues, "I'm Captain Dogbert. This is my first flight. I'll bet you wish you hadn't cut the corporate training budget."

The passenger, the CEO of the company, looks shocked. Dogbert continues, "For safety, keep an eye out the window . . . If it looks like we're gonna hit the ground, try jumping up right before impact."

The passenger looks scared.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, CORPORATE JET PILOT ATTENTION, PASSENGER.

I'M CAPTAIN DOGBERT.

THIS IS MY FIRST FLIGHT. I'LL BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T CUT THE CORPORATE TRAINING BUDGET.

FOR SAFETY, KEEP AN EYE OUT THE WINDOW...

IF IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HIT THE GROUND, TRY JUMPING UP RIGHT BEFORE IMPACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Training Budget"

Summary:

The comic strip features a corporate jet pilot, Dogbert, who is addressing a passenger. Dogbert announces that this is his first flight and expresses his intention to cut the corporate training budget. The passenger, seated in the cabin, responds by advising Dogbert to keep an eye on the window for safety reasons. The passenger suggests that if the plane appears to be hitting the ground, Dogbert should try jumping up right before impact. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate priorities and the potential consequences of neglecting safety measures.

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