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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th October 1995

Dilbert//2364, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 5th October 1995


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dogbert corporate jet pilot captain speaking land safely ceo not funny


Official transcript

The corporate jet flies through the air. From the cockpit, Dogbert announces, "This is your captain speaking . . ."

Dogbert sits at the controls with the microphone in his hand. He continues, "If you'd like to land safely, there's something I've always wanted to see a CEO do."

The CEO puts his head out of the airplane window and sticks out his tongue. He thinks, "This is so NOT funny."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, CORPORATE JET PILOT THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING ...

IF YOU'D LIKE TO LAND SAFELY, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A CEO DO.

THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY

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AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert, Corporate Jet Pilot"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a corporate jet pilot, who is asked by his captain to land safely.
  • Dogbert's response is unexpected and humorous, as he reveals that he has always wanted to see a CEO do something.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of CEOs being out of touch with reality and the absurdity of corporate culture.
  • The punchline is that Dogbert is more interested in seeing a CEO perform a mundane task than in actually landing the plane safely.
  • The strip uses satire to comment on the priorities of corporate executives and the culture of corporate America.

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