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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th June 1996

Dilbert//2628, first published thirty years ago on Tuesday 25th June 1996


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sit do mothing implement bold quality initiative talented energetic coworkers


Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his cubicle and thinks, "I could sit here doing nothing."

Dilbert clenches his fists, looks determined and thinks, "Or I could implement a bold quality initiative with the help of my talented and energetic co-workers."

Dilbert thinks, "I crack me up."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COULD SIT HERE DOING NOTHING.

OR I COULD IMPLEMENT A BOLD QUALITY INITIATIVE WITH THE HELP OF MY TALENTED AND ENERGETIC COWORKERS.

I CRACK ME UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Quality Initiative"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk in a cubicle. He is initially uninterested, but then becomes enthusiastic about implementing a quality initiative to help his talented and energetic coworkers. The strip humorously explores the contrast between Dilbert's initial apathy and his later passion for the project.

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