Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd January 1998

Dilbert//3205, first published 28 years ago on Friday 23rd January 1998

Tags

flu germs fly through air sneezed tissue sick ill contagious office illness medical

Official transcript

An unnamed flunky says, "Don't worry about my flu, Alice. Germs don't fly through the air."

He sneezes so hard his tissue is blown out of his hand. Aachooo! He looks at Alice and says, "Remember, germs don't fly through the air."

ALice's hair is pushed back as if in the middle of a wind storm. She pushes up her sleeves, preparing to punch the guy and says, "Yours are gonna."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY FLU, ALICE.

GERMS DON'T FLY THROUGH THE AIR.

REMEMBER, GERMS DON'T FLY THROUGH THE AIR.

YOURS ARE GONNA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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