Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd December 1998

Dilbert//3539, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 23rd December 1998

Tags

dating a supermodel camera adds pounds adds makeup adds hair

Official transcript

Caption: Dating a Supermodel. Dilbert sits across a table from the skeletal supermodel. Dilbert says, "I hear the camera adds.. um.. eighty pounds?"

Skeletal supermodel says, "Yes. And if you use black and white film, the camera adds makeup too."

Dilbert says, "Does the camera add hair?"

The supermodel says, "Why would it need to?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DATING A SUPERMODEL I HEAR THE CAMERA ADDS ...UM... EIGHTY POUNDS?

YES. AND IF YOU USE BLACK AND WHITE FILM, THE CAMERA ADDS MAKEUP TOO.

DOES THE CAMERA ADD HAIR?

WHY WOULD IT NEED ?

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