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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th December 1998

Dilbert//3540, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 24th December 1998


Tags

date supermodel restaurant order food spaghetti loaf of bread absorb moisture sniff mints


Official transcript

Dilbert and the skeletal supermodel order at a restaurant. Dilbert says, "I'll have the jumbo spaghetti meal with a loaf of garlic bread."

The supermodel says, "I'll absorb moisture from the air and sniff the mints on the way out."

Dilbert eats an huge portion of spaghetti and bread. Dilbert says, "Is it fun to be a supermodel?"

The model says, "It was until now."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'LL HAVE THE JUMBO SPAGHETTI MEAL WITH A LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD.

I'LL ABSORB MOISTURE FROM THE AIR AND SNIFF THE MINTS ON THE WAY OUT.

IS IT FUN TO BE A SUPERMODEL?

IT WAS UNTIL NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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