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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th January 1999

Dilbert//3554, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 7th January 1999


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eagles not ducks eggs pre reading


Official transcript

The boss says,to Dilbert, Wally, Alice, "We must be like eagles, not ducks."

Wally says, "For the eggs?"

Wally says, "I didn't so the pre-reading."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE MUST BE LIKE EAGLES, NOT DUCKS.

FOR THE EGGS?

I DIDN'T DO THE PRE-READING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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