Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th January 1999

Dilbert//3555, first published 27 years ago on Friday 8th January 1999

Tags

meeting technical questions ventriloquism ip router suppository configuration boss move lips business

Official transcript

The boss says, to Alice, "Alice, I need you to attend a metting with me to handle the technical questions."

The boss says, "If the ask me a question, I'll move my lips while you do ventriloquism."

The boss is in a meeting. He pretends to speak. Alice says, from behinds a book, "....and that's why your I.P. router in a suppository configuration."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOU TO ATTEND A MEETING WITH ME TO HANDLE THE TECHNICAL QUESTIONS.

IF THEY ASK ME A QUESTION, I'LL MOVE MY LIPS WHILE YOU DO VENTRILOQUISM.

... AND THAT'S WHY I SUGGEST PUTTING YOUR IP. ROUTER IN A SUPPOSITORY CONFIGURATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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