Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th January 1999

Dilbert//3556, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 9th January 1999

Tags

exceeded expectations top rating aims harpoon

Official transcript

Alice sits in the boss' office. The boss says, "Alice, your performance exceeded all expectations this year."

The boss says, "But I'm not giving you a top rating because I want you to have something to shoot for."

The boss says, "It's always good to have something to shoot for."

Alice walks away. Alice says, "Stay here while I get my harpoon."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOUR PERFORMANCE EXCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS THIS YEAR.

BUT I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE TOP RATING BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR.

IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR.

STAY HERE WHILE I GET MY HARPOON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.