Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th December 1999

Dilbert//3911, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 30th December 1999

Tags

concludes one hour course pick up diploma laser printer fill in name prestigious dont discuss

Official transcript

Dogbert stands with his back to a blackboard where the following is written: "Be Boring, $=Good, Remember to embezzle!"

Dogbert says while holding the pointer in his hand: "This concludes your one-hour executive MBA course."

Dogbert points out to a printer with his pointer and says: "On your way out, pick up a diploma from the laser printer and fill in your name."

Dogbert says: "Remember, your degree can be prestigious if none of you ever discuss what happened here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS CONCLUDES YOUR ONE- HOUR EXECUTIVE MBA COURSE.

Boring $ = Good Remember to embezzle!

ON YOUR WAY OUT, PICK UP A DIPLOMA FROM THE LASER PRINTER AND FILL IN YOUR NAME.

REMEMBER, YOUR DEGREE CAN BE PRESTIGIOUS IF NONE OF YOU EVER DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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