Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st December 1999

Dilbert//3912, first published 27 years ago on Friday 31st December 1999

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everyone can come blame traffic sociopth get enough sleep

Official transcript

The boss says to Dilbert: "I scheduled the meeting for 6:00 A.M. so everyone can make it."

Dilbert says to the boss: "I assume you'll show up at eight o'clock and blame the traffic."

The boss walks away and says: "The great thing about being a sociopath is that I always get enough sleep."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SCHEDULED THE MEETING FOR 6:00 A.M. SO EVERYONE CAN MAKE IT.

I ASSUME YOU'LL SHOW UP AT EIGHT O'CLOCK AND BLAME TRAFFIC.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A SOCIOPATH IS THAT I ALWAYS GET ENOUGH SLEEP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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