Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2000

Dilbert//3913, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 1st January 2000

Tags

bait and switch assisting eddie never see again

Official transcript

The boss, Wally, Dilbert and a new consultant are in a meeting. The boss says: "I hired the "Bait and Switch"

consulting group because they're so smart."

The consultant says to the boss while introducing him to a very messy looking man: "I'm assigning Eddie to work on your account. You will never see me again."

Eddie sits in front of the boss and says: "So, what is it that you do here?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE BAIT AND SWITCH" CONSULTING GROUP BECAUSE THEY'RE 50 SMART.

I'M ASSIGNING EDDIE TO WORK ON YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.

50, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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