Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd January 2000

Dilbert//3915, first published 26 years ago on Monday 3rd January 2000

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dogcart consults data mining uncover sales mine data messages tie and shirt messages from god

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults: The boss is sitting at his desk and Dogbert is on top of his desk. Dogbert says to the boss: "You need to do data mining to uncover hidden sales trends."

Dogbert says: "If you mine the data hard enough, you can also find messages from God."

The boss and Dogbert are in a meeting, on the table Dogbert has sheets of paper and shows them to the boss there is also a laptop. Dogbert says to the boss: "...sales to lefthanded squirrels are up...and God says your tie doesn't go with that shirt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOU NEED TO DO DATA MINING TO UNCOVER HIDDEN SALES TRENDS.

IF YOU MINE THE DATA HARD ENOUGH, YOU CAN ALSO FIND MESSAGES FROM GOD.

.. SALES TO LEFT- HANDED SQUIRRELS ARE UP... AND GOD SAYS YOUR TIE DOESN'T GO WITH THAT SHIRT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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