Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th February 2000

Dilbert//3970, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 27th February 2000

Tags

disgram shares connected lines impressive words synchronized space presentation experiment disturbing science

Official transcript

Dilbert is carrying-out a presentation. He is standing in front of the attendees, next to a diagram. He says: "I'd like to start with a diagram."

He points at the diagram and explains: "It's a bunch of shapes connected by lines."

He continues: "Now I will say some impressive words."

He says: "Synchronized Incremental Digital Integrated Dynamic E-Commerce Space."

He asks: "Any questions?"

One of the attendees raises his hand and asks: "May I have a copy of your presentation?"

Dilbert stands alone, surrounded by white space and silence. He arrives home and tells Dogbert: "The results of my experiment are disturbing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO START WITH A DIAGRAM.

IT'S A BUNCH OF SHAPES CONNECTED BY LINES.

NOW I WILL SAY SOME IMPRESSIVE WORDS.

SYNCHRONIZED INCREMENTAL DIGITAL INTEGRATED DYNAMIC E-COMMERCE SPACE.

ANY QUESTIONS?

MAY I HAVE A COPY OF YOUR PRESENTATION?

THE RESULTS OF MY EXPERIMENT ARE DISTURBING.

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