Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th February 2000

Dilbert//3971, first published 26 years ago on Monday 28th February 2000

Tags

bv day boss vacation pretend working all day with binder

Official transcript

Consulting his planner, Wally tells a co-worker: "I can't meet next Tuesday because that's a B.V. day."

The co-worker asks: "B.V.?"

Wally explains: "Boss Vacation. I don't need to pretend I'm working that day."

Consulting his planner again, Wally continues: "And on Wednesday I'll be walking around all day with a binder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T MEET NEXT TUESDAY BECAUSE THAT'S A B.V. DAY.

B.V.?

BOSS VACATION.

I DON'T NEED TO PRETEND I'M WORKING THAT DAY.

AND ON WEDNESDAY I'LLBE WALKING AROUND ALL DAY WITH A BINDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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