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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th March 2000

Dilbert//3978, first published 26 years ago on Monday 6th March 2000


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your cucbicle connect network stop by every few minutes the boss emplyee


Official transcript

The boss and the new guy are standing at a cubicle. The Boss says to the new guy: "This will be your cubicle."

The new guy is sitting at his desk. The Boss continues: "In six weeks our I.T. people will connect you to the network so you can do your job."

The Boss says to the new guy, who looks stunned: "I'll stop by every few minutes to see what you are doing."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS WILL BE YOUR CUBICLE.

IN SIX WEEKS OUR I.T. PEOPLE WILL CONNECT YOU TO THE NETWORK 50 YOU CAN DO YOUR JOB.

I'LL STOP BY EVERY FEW MINUTES TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Network Job"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where an IT representative is about to connect an employee to the network, allowing them to perform their job. The representative warns that this will take only a few minutes, but the employee is skeptical, implying that the process may be more time-consuming than expected. The humor lies in the employee's reluctance to trust the IT representative's estimate, highlighting the common frustration with technical issues in the workplace.

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