Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th March 2000

Dilbert//3979, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 7th March 2000

Tags

dont pay enough hire brilliant people web team stock options

Official transcript

An employee explains to the Boss: "We don't pay enough to hire brilliant people for our web team."

She continues: "I need webiot savants who don't know they should have better jobs."

At a hiring interview the the applicant says: "I'd expect stock options, of course."

She turns and yells, "Next!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE DON'T PAY ENOUGH TO HIRE BRILLIANT PEOPLE FOR OUR WEB TEAM.

I NEED WEBIOT SAVANTS WHO DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULD HAVE BETTER JOBS.

I'D EXPECT STOCK OPTIONS, OF COURSE.

NEXT!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Web Team Recruitment"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee in a corporate setting. The manager is seeking to hire new team members for the web team, but the employee expresses skepticism about the qualifications of the candidates being considered.

Key Points:

• The manager is looking to hire people for the web team.
• The employee questions the qualifications of the candidates being considered.
• The employee suggests that the manager may not be aware of the best candidates for the job.
• The employee expresses concern about the potential impact on the company's stock options.

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