Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd April 2000

Dilbert//4006, first published 26 years ago on Monday 3rd April 2000

Tags

fake disability claim disabled hard to believe note from doctor obvious long time

Official transcript

Wally says to Dilbert as he pours himself a cup of coffee in the break room, "I'm thinking about going out on a fake disability claim."

Wally and Dilbert are walking with a cup of coffee in hand. Wally goes on to say, "Do you think anyone will believe I'm disabled?"

Dilbert replies sarcastically to himself without speaking, "It's hard to believe you're not."

Wally enters The Boss' office and asks, "Do you need a note from my doctor?"

The Boss replies sarcastically unenthused, "No, it's been obvious for a long time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING OUT ON A FAKE DISABILITY CLAIM.

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL BELIEVE IT'S HARD I'M DIS- TO BELIEVE ABLED?

YOU'RE NOT.

DO YOU NEED A NOTE FROM MY DOCTOR?

NO, IT'S BEEN OBVIOUS FOR A LONG TIME.

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