Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th April 2000

Dilbert//4007, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 4th April 2000

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wally disability spy on him need video evidence vigorous activity vigourously

Official transcript

Standing on a table Catbert says to Asok the Intern, "Wally is out on disability. I want you to spy on him."

Catbert goes on to say, with arms raised "We need video evidence of Wally doing a vigorous activity."

Asok the Intern asks Alice while she faces the computer, "Can you think of anything that Wally does vigorously?"

Alice replies without facing Asok the Intern, "I'd rather not."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY IS OUT ON DISABILITY. I WANT YOU TO SPY ON HIM.

WE NEED VIDEO EVIDENCE OF WALLY DOING A VIGOROUS ACTIVITY.

CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING THAT WALLY DOES VIGOROUSLY?

I'D RATHER NOT.

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