Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th April 2000

Dilbert//4015, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 12th April 2000

Tags

enlightenment technology buddha vanilla ice cream bowl very wise busy meditating

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert while sitting at his desk, "Take this to the technology Buddha for enlightenment."

Dilbert thinks to himself upon entering the Buddha's office and seeing him with his eyes closed and both hands on the desk, "He's busy meditating."

Dilbert goes and stands next to the Buddha's chair all the while thinking to himself, "He must be very wise."

The Buddha thinks to himself with both eyes shut, "Huge bowl of vanilla ice cream."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE THIS TO THE TECHNOLOGY BUDDHA FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.

HE'S BUSY MEDITATING.

HE MUST BE VERY WISE.

HUGE BOWL OF VANILLA ICE CREAM

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