Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th April 2000

Dilbert//4016, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 13th April 2000

Tags

technology buddha enlightened eat a lot tell people ideas shoe scrape

Official transcript

Dilbert asks the Buddha, "How did you become so enlightened?"

The Buddha replies, both eyes still closed "I just eat a lot and tell people their ideas stink."

The Buddha looks at the paper Dilbert hands him and asks sarcastically, "Whose shoe did you scrape this off of?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TECHNOLOGY BUDDHA HOW DID YOU BECOME SO ENLIGHTENED?

I JUST EAT A LOT AND TELL PEOPLE THEIR IDEAS STINK.

WHOSE SHOE DID YOU SCRAPE THIS OFF OF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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