Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th May 2000

Dilbert//4037, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 4th May 2000

Tags

three bulls points summarize project invent words new words splrgy noobah pizkwat

Official transcript

Dilbert speaks at the podium. "I've been asked to summarize my project into three bullet points."

Dilbert says, "I had to invent some new words."

Pointing to these words (Splurby, Noobah, Pizkwat), Dilbert says "Believe me, you don't want to be any of these things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO SUMMARIZE MY PROJECT INTO THREE BULLET POINTS.

I HAD TO INVENT SOME NEW WORDS.

BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ANY OF THESE THINGS.

SPLUR BY NOOBAH PIZKWAT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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