Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th May 2000

Dilbert//4038, first published 26 years ago on Friday 5th May 2000

Tags

inferiority complex feel better wicked wag

Official transcript

Sitting together on the couch, Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I'm starting to get an inferiority complex."

Dogbert replies, "If it makes you feel better, that isn't a complex."

Dogbert continues, "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta take a wicked wag."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING TO GET AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, THAT ISN'T A COMPLEX.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA TAKE A WICKED WAG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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