Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th May 2000

Dilbert//4039, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 6th May 2000

Tags

learn new technology sales person everything he knows moist towelettes sponge bath

Official transcript

Dilbert says to the Boss, "I need to take a class to learn the new technology."

The Boss replies, "Our vendor's sales person will teach you everything he knows."

The sales person begins explaining to Dilbert, who sits taking notes. "You only need 'three moist towelettes' to give yourself a sponge bath."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO TAKE A CLASS TO LEARN THE NEW TECHNOLOGY.

TRADE RAG E 339 OUR VENDOR'S SALES PERSON WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.

TRADE YOU ONLY NEED THREE "MOIST TOWLETTES" TO GIVE YOURSELF A SPONGE BATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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