Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th May 2000

Dilbert//4040, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 7th May 2000

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presidential candiditae funny haired one social policies exact opposite tax plan bad plan make out like intelligent men she lied

Official transcript

Dilbert asks Tina, "Which presidential candidates do you like?"

Tina replies scratching her head, "I strongly favor the one with the funny hair. I forgot his name."

Dilbert says, "His social policies are the exact opposite of your views."

Tina answers, "Really?"

Tina says to Dilbert, "Well, I like his tax plan."

Dilbert replies, "Every credible economist thinks it's a bad plan."

Tina answers, "Oh."

Dilbert says, "It's a good thing we talked before you polluted the system with your vote."

Dilbert then asks Tina, "Do you want to make out?"

Dilbert arrives at home and explains to Dogbert, "She claimed to like intelligent men, but she lied."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHICH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DO YOU LIKE?

I STRONGLY FAVOR THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY HAIR. I FORGOT HIS NAME HIS SOCIAL POLICIES ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOUR VIEWS.

REALLY?

WELL, I LIKE HIS TAX PLAN.

EVERY CREDIBLE ECONOMIST THINKS IT'S A BAD PLAN.

IT'S A GOOD THING WE TALKED BEFORE YOU POLLUTED THE SYSTEM WITH YOUR VOTE.

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT?

SHE CLAIMED TO LIKE INTELLIGENT MEN BUT SHE LIED.

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