Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th May 2000

Dilbert//4041, first published 26 years ago on Monday 8th May 2000

Tags

generic self help consultant keep a journal lead by example business

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert as they sit together at the kitchen table, "I've decided to become a generic self-help consultant."

Dogbert continues, "I'll tell people to keep a journal of all their thoughts. Then I'll bill them."

Dilbert asks Dogbert, "How would that help anyone?"

Dogbert replies, "I lead by example, my friend."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A GENERIC SELF-HELP CONSULTANT.

I'LL TELL PEOPLE KEEP A JOURNAL OF ALL THEIR THOUGHTS. THEN I'LL BILL THEM.

HOW WOULD THAT HELP ANYONE?

I LEAD BY EXAMPLE, MY FRIEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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