Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th May 2000

Dilbert//4042, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 9th May 2000

Tags

lose weight write down meals patented weight loss pencil

Official transcript

Dogbert says to his client, "You can lose weight if you write down all of your meals in a journal."

The man asks Dogbert, "That's all I need to do?"

And Dogbert replies, "Yes, if you use our patented weight-loss pencil."

The man leaves Dogbert carrying a gigantic pencil over his shoulder.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT IF YOU WRITE DOWN ALL OF YOUR MEALS IN A JOURNAL.

THAT'S ALL I NEED TO DO?

YES, IF YOU USE OUR PATENTED WEIGHT- LOSS PENCIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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