Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th November 2000

Dilbert//4244, first published 26 years ago on Monday 27th November 2000

Tags

cpr dummy lie on back mouth open your help

Official transcript

Catbert says to Wally, "Wally, we can't find our CPR dummy. I need your help."

Wally asks, "Finding it?"

Catbert says to Wally, "Yes. Assuming you can do that while lying on your back with your mouth open."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WE CAN'T FIND OUR CPR DUMMY. I NEED YOUR HELP.

FINDING IT?

YES, ASSUMING YOU CAN DO THAT WHILE LYING ON YOUR BACK WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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