Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th November 2000

Dilbert//4245, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 28th November 2000

Tags

beef eating just stress mandatory cpr middle aged men training for emplyees pear shaped

Official transcript

Catbert says to Dilbert and Asok the Intern, "The company will be holding mandatory CPR training for all employees."

Asok says, "GAA!!"

The Boss looks on as Asok says to Catbert, "I am surrounded by pear-shaped, beef-eating, middle-aged men who I prefer not to touch."

Catbert and The Boss look on as Asok rubs his chest and says, "Uh-oh... I hope that's just stress."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY WILL BE HOLDING MANDATORY CPR TRAINING FOR ALL EMPLOYEES.

GAA!!

I AM SURROUNDED BY PEAR - SHAPED, BEEF-EATING, MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO I PREFER NOT TO TOUCH.

UH-OH...

I HOPE THAT'S JUST STRESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CPR Training"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2000, depicts a humorous scene in an office setting. The story unfolds as follows:

• The company announces that it will be holding mandatory CPR training for all employees.
• A man with a pear-shaped, beef-eating, middle-aged body type expresses his reluctance to participate, citing his preference not to touch others.
• Another employee, who is also pear-shaped and beef-eating, shares the man's concerns and hopes that the stress of the situation will not be too much for him.

Key Elements:

• The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the idea of mandatory CPR training and the potential discomfort it may cause for some individuals.
• The use of a pear-shaped, beef-eating, middle-aged body type as a character adds to the comedic effect.
• The strip's lighthearted tone and playful language make it an entertaining read.

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