Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th November 2000

Dilbert//4245, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 28th November 2000

Tags

beef eating just stress mandatory cpr middle aged men training for emplyees pear shaped

Official transcript

Catbert says to Dilbert and Asok the Intern, "The company will be holding mandatory CPR training for all employees."

Asok says, "GAA!!"

The Boss looks on as Asok says to Catbert, "I am surrounded by pear-shaped, beef-eating, middle-aged men who I prefer not to touch."

Catbert and The Boss look on as Asok rubs his chest and says, "Uh-oh... I hope that's just stress."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY WILL BE HOLDING MANDATORY CPR TRAINING FOR ALL EMPLOYEES.

GAA!!

I AM SURROUNDED BY PEAR - SHAPED, BEEF-EATING, MIDDLE-AGED MEN WHO I PREFER NOT TO TOUCH.

UH-OH...

I HOPE THAT'S JUST STRESS.

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