Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd January 2001

Dilbert//4300, first published 25 years ago on Monday 22nd January 2001

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mordac monitor pc arrived weak memories cheese with whine memorizing calendar

Official transcript

Asok the Intern says to Mordac, "Um... Mordac, my new PC arrived without a monitor."

Mordac says to Asok, "Bah! Only interns with weak memories need monitors!"

Asok says, "Please. I am having enough difficulty memorizing my calendar."

Mordac asks, "Did you want any cheese with that whine?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UM... MORDAC, MY NEW PC ARRIVED WITHOUT A MONITOR.

BAH! ONLY INTERNS WITH WEAK MEMORIES NEED MONITORS!

PLEASE. I AM HAVING ENOUGH DIFFICULTY MEMORIZING MY CALENDAR.

DID YOU WANT ANY CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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