Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd January 2001

Dilbert//4301, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 23rd January 2001

Tags

brokerage firm discount lowest commissions customers keeping records

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert are sitting on a sofa. Dilbert is snacking on a bag of chips. Dogbert says, "I'm going to start up a discount brokerage firm."

Dilbert chews as Dogbert says, "I'll offer my lowest commissions to customers who don't mind bad advice and verbal abuse."

Dogbert says, "Did I mention that I won't be keeping any records?"

Dilbert says, "You didn't need to."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO START UP A DISCOUNT BROKERAGE FIRM.

I'LL OFFER MY LOWEST COMMISSIONS TO CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T MIND BAD ADVICE AND VER BAL ABUSE.

DID I MENTION THAT I WON'T BE KEEPING ANY RECORDS?

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO .

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