Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd January 2001

Dilbert//4301, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 23rd January 2001

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brokerage firm discount lowest commissions customers keeping records

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert are sitting on a sofa. Dilbert is snacking on a bag of chips. Dogbert says, "I'm going to start up a discount brokerage firm."

Dilbert chews as Dogbert says, "I'll offer my lowest commissions to customers who don't mind bad advice and verbal abuse."

Dogbert says, "Did I mention that I won't be keeping any records?"

Dilbert says, "You didn't need to."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING TO START UP A DISCOUNT BROKERAGE FIRM.

I'LL OFFER MY LOWEST COMMISSIONS TO CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T MIND BAD ADVICE AND VER BAL ABUSE.

DID I MENTION THAT I WON'T BE KEEPING ANY RECORDS?

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Lowest Commissions, Highest Standards"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled cartoon character, sitting on a couch with his dog Dogbert. The conversation begins with Dilbert announcing his intention to start a discount brokerage firm, aiming to offer the lowest commissions to customers who avoid bad advice and verbal abuse. However, Dogbert expresses skepticism, asking if Dilbert has mentioned that he won't be keeping any records. Dilbert responds, "You didn't need to." This exchange highlights the humorous tone of the comic strip, poking fun at the idea of a brokerage firm prioritizing low commissions over ethical business practices.

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