Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2001

Dilbert//4302, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2001

Tags

discount brokerage open an account money eveaporates photo synthesis yes haw

Official transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: Dogbert says to a prospective customer, "You can only open an account if you meet my stringent requirements."

Dogbert says, "True or false: Money evaporates because of photo-synthesis."

The prospective customer replies, "True?"

Dogbert says, "You're in."

The customer thinks, "Don't yell yee-haw!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE YOU CAN ONLY OPEN AN ACCOUNT IF YOU MEET MY STRINGENT REQUIREMENTS.

TRUE OR FALSE : MONEY EVAPORATES BECAUSE OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

TRUE?

YOU'RE IN.

DON'T YELL YEE-HAW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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