Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 2001

Dilbert//4302, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 24th January 2001

Tags

discount brokerage open an account money eveaporates photo synthesis yes haw

Official transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: Dogbert says to a prospective customer, "You can only open an account if you meet my stringent requirements."

Dogbert says, "True or false: Money evaporates because of photo-synthesis."

The prospective customer replies, "True?"

Dogbert says, "You're in."

The customer thinks, "Don't yell yee-haw!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE YOU CAN ONLY OPEN AN ACCOUNT IF YOU MEET MY STRINGENT REQUIREMENTS.

TRUE OR FALSE : MONEY EVAPORATES BECAUSE OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

TRUE?

YOU'RE IN.

DON'T YELL YEE-HAW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Discount Brokerage"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and his boss at a discount brokerage. The man is seeking to open an account, but the boss is hesitant due to the man's stringent requirements. The man then asks if money evaporates because of photosynthesis, which is met with confusion by the boss. The man responds by saying "You're in" and "Don't yell yee-haw!" The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the man's unusual behavior.

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