Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th January 2001

Dilbert//4303, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 25th January 2001

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discount brokerage estate plan pass away stay dead zombie bad gifts

Official transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: A man on a cell phone says, "I need an estate plan for after I pass away."

Dogbert, in his office and wearing a headset, says to the man, "Here's a plan: Stay dead. No one likes a zombie."

The man on the cell phone asks, "What about gifts?"

Dogbert's reply is, "Zombies make bad gifts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE I NEED AN ESTATE PLAN FOR AFTER I PASS AWAY.

HERE'S A PLAN: STAY DEAD. NO ONE LIKES A ZOMBIE.

WHAT ABOUT GIFTS?

ZOMBIES

BAD GIFTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Discount Brokerage"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a client and an insurance broker.
• The client requests an estate plan, prompting the broker to ask about gifts.
• The client responds with a zombie-themed joke, stating that zombies make bad gifts.
• The broker's response is not visible in the provided image, but the punchline is likely related to the client's request for an estate plan.

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