Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th January 2001

Dilbert//4304, first published 25 years ago on Friday 26th January 2001

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discount brokerage free dart board monkey drops below five hundred order money to kill strange techniques animals

Official transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: Dogbert is in his office wearing a headset. He says, "When you open an account, you'll get a free dart board and a monkey."

Dogbert continues, "If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you."

Dogbert continues, "Well, think about it and get back to me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE WHEN YOU OPEN AN ACCOUNT, YOU'LL GET A FREE DART BOARD AND A MONKEY.

IF YOUR BALANCE DROPS BELOW FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS, WE'LL ORDER THE MONKEY TO KILL YOU.

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT AND GET BACK TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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