Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th January 2001

Dilbert//4305, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 27th January 2001

Tags

discount brokerage free investment money paid for advice

Official transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: A customer is sitting across the desk from Dogbert. The customer asks, "Can you give me free investment advice?"

Dogbert replies, "Sure."

Dogbert yells at the customer, "Give me all of your money now now now!!"

The customer asks, "What if I paid sor some advice?"

Dogbert says, "It's the same except my ears don't flip up in a threatening manner."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE CAN YOU GIVE ME FREE INVESTMENT ADVICE?

SURE GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY NOW NOW NOW!!

WHAT IF I PAID FOR SOME ADVICE?

IT'S THE SAME EXCEPT MY EARS DON'T FLIP UP IN A THREATENING / MANNER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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