Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th May 2001

Dilbert//4416, first published 25 years ago on Friday 18th May 2001

Tags

terrific conversationalit write code while you complain embraced date end of date kiss good night hug mean things said

Official transcript

Dilbert is dropping his date off after a date. She says, "Thanks for taking me to dinner. You're a terrific conversationalist."

Noriko and Dilbert embrace as Dilbert says, "With you, it's easy."

They are about to kiss when Dilbert continues, "I discovered that I can write code in my head as you complain about your job all night."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS FOR TAKING ME TO DINNER.

YOU'RE A TERRIFIC CONVERSATIONALIST.

WITH YOU IT'S EASY.

I DISCOVERED THAT I CAN WRITE CODE IN MY HEAD WHILE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR JOB ALL NIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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