Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th May 2001

Dilbert//4417, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 19th May 2001

Tags

date complain all night called a loser personality one thing complaint psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert returns home from his date and says to Dogbert, "My date complained about her life all night long!"

Dilbert continues, "But I complain about just ONE thing and she calls ME a loser."

Dogbert asks, "Did you complain about her personality?"

Dilbert replies, "That's ONE thing!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DATE COMPLAINED ABOUT HER LIFE ALL NIGHT LONG!

BUT I COMPLAIN ABOUT JUST ONE THING AND SHE CALLS ME A LOSER.

DID YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HER PERSONALITY?

THAT'S ONE THING!

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