Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th October 2001

Dilbert//4555, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 4th October 2001

Tags

six sigma consulatant increased profits industry downturns flat growth industries upturned

Official transcript

Headline: Six Sigma Consultant. Dogbert says to The Boss and Dilbert, "Every company that used my six sigma program increased profits."

Dogbert continues, "...Except for the ones that were in industry downturns..."

Dogbert continues, "...Or flat growth industries... Or industries that only upturned a little bit."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIX SIGMA CONSULTANT EVERY COMPANY THAT USED MY SIX SIGMA PROGRAM INCREASED PROFITS.

..EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THAT WERE IN INDUSTRY DOWNTURNS...

.OR FLAT GROWTH INDUSTRIES...OR INDUSTRIES THAT ONLY UPTURNED A LITTLE BIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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