Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th October 2001

Dilbert//4556, first published 25 years ago on Friday 5th October 2001

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selfish dimwitted six sigma consulatant bog down meetings process can't hurt anything

Official transcript

Headline: Six Sigma Consultant. Dogbert is standing in front of a room. He says, "All of you are selfish and dimwitted but don't worry."

Dogbert continues, "I'll teach you a process that will bog you down in meetings so you can't hurt anything."

Asok panics and exclaims, "I can't move my arms!"

The rest of the class is asleep.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIX SIGMA CONSULTANT ALL OF YOU ARE SELFISH AND DIMWITTED BUT DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TEACH YOU A PROCESS THAT WILL BOG YOU DOWN IN MEETINGS SO YOU CAN'T HURT ANYTHING.

I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS!

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