Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th October 2001

Dilbert//4557, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 6th October 2001

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six sigma consulatant identify probelms control fist give me a belt second step

Official transcript

Headline: Six Sigma Consultant. Dogbert says to the meeting, "The first step is to identify your problems."

The Boss responds, "We don't have any problems. What's the second step?"

Alice pins one hand down with the other and clenches her teeth. She thinks to herself, "Must..control...fist."

The Boss says, "I hope someone gives me a belt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIX SIGMA CONSULTANT THE FIRST STEP IS TO IDENTIFY YOUR PROBLEMS.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

WHAT'S THE SECOND STEP?

MUST CONTROL FIST I HOPE SOMEONE GIVES ME A BELT.

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