Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd February 2002

Dilbert//4696, first published 24 years ago on Friday 22nd February 2002

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working model test plant design how big real one certificate

Official transcript

Dilbert is working on a model. The Boss approaches. Dilbert says, "I built a working model to test my nuclear power plant design."

The Boss asks, "How big will the real one be?"

Dilbert responds, "About half this size. And it will cost $23 to build."

The Boss replies, "I'd give you an attaboy certificate but my printer is out of paper."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BUILT A WORKING MODEL TO TEST MY NUCLEAR POWER PLANT DESIGN.

HOW BIG WILL THE REAL ONE BE?

ABOUT HALF THIS SIZE.

AND IT WILL COST $23 TO BUILD.

I'D GIVE YOU AN ATTABOY CERTIFICATE BUT MY PRINTER IS OUT OF PAPER.

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